Wait, what? Jester is in and the rest of us are still locked out? I missed that. Get the torches. Get the pitchforks. The angry mob must descend on Jester. He is practicing witchcraft, bringing the dead back to life, creating monsters. I bet he even owns a black cat (well, so do I, but he isn’t helping, probably still mad at me for taking him to the vet on Friday).
Um, wait, I am sorry I took my cat to the vet on Friday. He has put a curse on the game. Ok, now put down those torches and pitchforks. Please don’t hurt me. I have apologized to him so maybe he will lift the curse? I am bolting the doors and climbing the highest tower. ;)